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Soap for Morning People by Whiskey River Soap Company

$9.99

Smells like a hell no.  Uh-oh.  Does somebody have a case of the Mondays.  6oz bar of handmade soap where no two bars are alike.

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“Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It’s called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year”

Sugar cereal coma scented.  6oz bar of handmade soap where no two bars are alike.

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Weight .375 lbs

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